How Not to Be Cricket Crazy....

With all this fuss going around somethng called T20..what a hell to watch television





The hindi news channels stucking explicitly to show the money that is being showered on the palyers..each one of them being a CKP (Crorepati)...People going nuts with 'chak de india' after its only a game and gluing to television seeing some rookie baseball oops!! its T20 cricket.

aaj tak people going crazy with the final with their newsroom filled with newspresenters dressed in indian dresses and cheering like infantiles even the very own 'deepak chaurasia' (the bearded journalist) cheering 'yeah yeah' , its a wonder whether they have any news at all..well its hard to be a cricket iconoclast in this country...with everyone coming coming to the party whenever india wins...but my point is not how not to be cricket crazy...there are certain rules..

1. think of cricket as a rookie baseball: with bowlers trying to blow off the head and the batsmen terying to hit every ball for home run.

2. everytime u see a player chasing after a ball..think of a aphrodisiac runing after the forbidden fruit..with eyes stuck on the balls

3. eveytime u see players in a huddle..think about their plans to become CKP

4. everytime u see players endrosing a particular brand..its evident they would never  use  that product.i mean no one would imazine sachin eating biscuits..

5. try watching some good sport ,spanky football